Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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