You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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