have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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