i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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