i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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