I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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