I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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