It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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