do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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