I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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