I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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