you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
