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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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