At least make sure they are 18
Why
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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