I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Two words: nipple clamps
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