If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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