i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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