do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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