I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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