Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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