I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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