All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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