So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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