my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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