she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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