new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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