my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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