question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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