I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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