I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
She said her name was "party"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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