Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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