Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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