He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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