Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
