He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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