I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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