You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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