Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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