I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
false alarm, still single
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