So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I feel like abortions should bother me more
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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