We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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