I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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