He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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