sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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