i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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