i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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