Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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