I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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