her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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