What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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