Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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