Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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