brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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