Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.