i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.