Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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This is the high leading the old right now
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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